If You Want To Be A Knight, You Have To Slay A Dragon

     It’s The Middle Ages. You’re ambitious. You’re not content to be a vassal or farmer or blacksmith or whatever your father and grandfather before you did for a living.
     You want to be a knight. Knights were the rock stars of the time. They had the cool uniforms, the best horses and probably got the hottest chicks.
     Generally there were two ways that a boy could become a knight. The first was to be born into it. If a boy was the son of a knight or royalty he could be assured the opportunity of becoming a knight. At the age of 8 he would work for another knight as a page and have to learn all sorts of skills, then if he were any good in a few years he would become a squire. Then after more training and learning and grunt work at the age of 20 he would become a knight.
     That was the easy way.
     For the guy without family connections it was tougher. He had to prove himself through bravery and prowess on the battlefield.
     In order for me to make the point of this post work, let’s say that the fastest track to knighthood was by slaying a dragon. If you did that, you could eliminate all the years of training and lots of battles.
     Kings and queens loved knights who killed dragons. (I don’t know that for sure, but if I was a king in Sixteenth century France I would want a guy who killed a dragon to be on my payroll).
     OK. Here’s the shot: in today’s competitive market if you want to sell a screenplay you’ll have a better shot if your script is highly commercial. Doesn’t matter what the genre is, but if your Logline rocks and your Synopsis makes an agent, manger or producer drool because it's so cool and if your screenplay lives up to their expectations and they see it as a star driven vehicle (especially for a star they have access to) and if the script reads like a dream and if it has franchise potential and if they happen to know that a hotshot director is looking for something like what you wrote, well…you have slain the dragon.
     If you’re the kind of screenwriter who writes non-commercial, thoughtful, “small” stories about real people in difficult situations and if you don’t think about making the big score don’t panic. It means you didn’t want to be a knight anyway.
     But if you’re like that Sixteenth century guy without connections who wants to be a knight, then you have to slay a dragon by writing a killer script.
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     Note: This post was inspired by a conversation with filmmaker Bill Kalmenson (buffalojumpproductions.com)

13 comments:

  1. For some reason, I have a strong urge to be a knight now...

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  2. Why doesn't it surprise me that nepotism was in effect in the knight business, just like show business? Good one, DB

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  3. Sometimes I think it would cooler to slay my former agent.

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  4. You're right. I tried the indie route and got nowhere. I've been trying to come up with the big story. It's hard, but I feel my chances are better.

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  5. Sexism even with knights. What were women back then, other than maids in waiting or skullery maids or milk maids. Knights suck!

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  6. This can only work if you come up with that big idea. That's the big stumbling block for me. I seem to only find small stories and they tend to be dramas and depressing, but moving. I wish I knew how to find that big idea.

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  7. The Hangover, Hot Tub Time Machine, Dinner for Schmucks (coming this summer), It's a title and a logline all in one. I'm more depressed than ever.

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  8. I think it would rock to be a knight, not then, nut now in LA. Kicking ass, specifically of producers.

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  9. I think it would rock to be a knight. In LA now, not then (was there an LA then?) kicking the asses of producers who ruined my script.

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  10. I love the quote of the week!

    --Debbie

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  11. I would love to slay a dragon... but sadly I am built like a school girl, so even if I could muster up enough strength to get a sword above my head to strike a dragon with an epic blow! I am sure my wrists would snap and I would impale myself. But who knows, if I survive, maybe a noblemen will be watching and laugh his ass off... promoting me to court jester. He will call me jeebs and fling tomatoes at me. JEEBS! Splat.

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  12. Being a knight probably required too much responsibility. And the whole apprenticeship thing seems like a waist of time. All for the purpose of jousting and wearing that heavy knight armor. I'd rather be the court jester too.

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  13. Looking forward to this :

    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/15/movies/15knight.html?ex=1286942400&en=4e01d8c287fcc48a&ei=5087&WT.mc_id=MO-D-I-NYT-MOD-MOD-M145-ROS-0410-HDR&WT.mc_ev=click

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